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House rules

Lab reports for every drop

Hype is cheap. Lab reports are not. Every drop in the vault is tested by an independent lab before it goes live, and the full COA is one tap away on the drop page.

Reading a drop’s stats

  • THCA: the headline number for raw flower.
  • Delta-9 THC: what is already active, measured by dry weight.
  • Total THC: THCA x 0.877 + delta-9. We do the math on the page so you do not have to.
  • Terpenes: the flavor and the vibe. Limonene reads bright and citrusy, myrcene heavy and couch-friendly, caryophyllene peppery.

Spot-checking

Look for the Batch code on the drop page and find the same code on the COA. Check the test date. If they do not match, message us before you order and we will sort it out.

Why total THC is the number to watch

On December 11, 2026 federal law starts counting THCA toward the hemp limit. Total THC is how that is measured, which is why it is front and centre on every drop.